OAK HILL TAVERN INFO
Trivia starts at 11pm. I know i'll be there around 9pm. By 11, i guarantee 99% of the people there will be law students so just mingle away.
the people in the jazz annex arent students usually but sometimes they open up the mic and we get rowdy back there.
tips:
-dont park in front of papa johns. they get a bit mad.
-be prepared to sleep in the parking lot (or elect a DD)
-if you get a pitcher, hold on to it as if it were your only child (they run out fast).
-during trivia: if you're caught cheating; you'll get a beating (an exception exists where a team of locals[in the 1%] somehow manages to take the lead. in such a case, student teams are allowed to band together and cheat like the hubby is out of town.
the people in the jazz annex arent students usually but sometimes they open up the mic and we get rowdy back there.
tips:
-dont park in front of papa johns. they get a bit mad.
-be prepared to sleep in the parking lot (or elect a DD)
-if you get a pitcher, hold on to it as if it were your only child (they run out fast).
-during trivia: if you're caught cheating; you'll get a beating (an exception exists where a team of locals[in the 1%] somehow manages to take the lead. in such a case, student teams are allowed to band together and cheat like the hubby is out of town.
posted by MarioC at 4:06 PM
2 Comments:
So you recommend a DD?
Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Bandera, Texas. After last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing.
After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car which he fell into.
He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.
Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on, and off (it was a fine, dry summer night) -- -- flicked the blinkers on, then off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights.
He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patron vehicles left. At last, the parking lot empty, he pulled out of the parking lot and started to drive slowly down the road.
The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, and promptly pulled the man over and carried out a breathalyzer test. To his amazement the breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man having consumed any alcohol at all!
Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken."
"I doubt it," said the truly proud Texan. "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."
Ah, the decoy joke! Oak Hills was ALL StMU last night. Except for those three local oldies at the end of the bar.
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