Bob Schaezler for 1L Special Prosecutor

Hello All:

This is just a bit of obscene self promotion as the election nears. I'm running for 1L Special Prosecutor and I respectfully ask for your vote.

I promise to promote and advance our interests while prosecuting violators of the student honor code to the full extent of the remedies set forth by the lofty standards of the Student Handbook.
It's important to note that this has never happened before, and probably won't happen during my tenure, so I believe the thrust of my efforts will be in assistance of SBA to find and secure bar tabs throughout town. I can do that.

Thank you for your consideration and support.

Bob Schaezler